Posts Tagged ‘Christian Bale’
Christopher Nolan will NOT replace The Joker
Tuesday, July 13th, 2010by: Lindsay Welch source: Associated Press
Looks like The Joker won’t be coming back for revenge. (more…)
Christopher Nolan gives updates on Batman & Superman
Monday, July 5th, 2010by: the Moleman source: New York Times/ MTV News
The man really is only focused on inception at the moment, sigh. (more…)
Chris Nolan Talks BATMAN 3 & SUPERMAN: MAN OF STEEL
Friday, March 12th, 2010
The Hills are alive with the sound of…Bloodshed?
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
PUBLIC ENEMIES FEATURETTE
Monday, June 29th, 2009by: the Moleman
Check out the featurette to the upcoming Michael Mann film Public Enemies starring Johnny Depp & Christian Bale.
The Panzer Crush: Looking back into the archives
Thursday, May 28th, 2009by Chris Eaton-
Well, I’ve been meaning to write up my latest edition of this column for the last few days, but my rant on how Christian Bale is the greatest Keanu Reeves impressionist just cant seem to come together.
So instead, I’m pulling out an older bit I wrote up a few months ago that I still find amusing and enlighten. If something else springs to mind I’ll write another Panzer Crush up, until then, enjoy.
How Aids Saved the World:
I was watching the 2005 version of War of the Worlds earlier, the one with Tom Cruise post psycho breakdown. I admit this: I love this movie and I’ve seen the thing at least a dozen times in the theater and on DVD.
Now in the end of the film, the aliens lose because they get sick and die off, and Tom Cruise reunites with this ex wife and Morgan Freeman makes a speech that we has humans have survived diseases for million years, BLAH BLAH BLAH..
In the book of WOTW, the aliens die off from the common cold. We lost the war and were only saved by a runny nose.
But as I watched this new WOTW, I realized something. Only a few of the aliens ever left their ships, and they had shields that protected them from Military fire and presumably the elements too.
So how did they die…
Meaning, how the hell did they get sick?
They showed the Tripods sucking up human blood to fertilize their red weed that was growing over everything. So the aliens were coming into contact with Human blood, which the last time I checked, IS FILTHY! To grow the amount of weed they did and for they’re fleet to die out as it did, they had to process a lot of humans in a short amount of time. So er go, the aliens got AIDS, and probably Herpes too. It was the mass amount of STD coursing though those who were ground up into tiny pieces and sprayed across the land scape like pesticide on med flies! These diseases, especially HIV and AIDS, which are auto immune diseases, would eat right though the foreign systems of the invaders. So if the aliens didn’t get the HIV or the clap, we the humans would of surely perished!
Its the only rational explanation to the sudden collapse of the alien invaders after only what appears to be 2 and a half days. I would assume that the inside of their ships looked like a slaughter house floor, sans the flies. The invaders came in contact with the waste, and by products and the blood and it was like a swarm of ticks jumping on them with out warning. Then BAM! Rocket is fired after Tom Cruise notices some birds dumping on top of the tripod! Game over!
So remember, when alien tripods come up from the ground, fuck with out a rubber!
